My condolences, Clamp-It. Been there, had that done. Luckily, not with my Elantra; my current crop of neighbors has been really considerate.
(Some years back I had one of my (former) neighbors key almost every car in the lot in front of my apartment building, including mine, because somebody ratted him out for cooking meth and he was about to be evicted. He also got the landlord's PT Cruiser for good measure, and his significant other was caught red-handed pouring sugar into the gas tank of the maintenance guy's Dodge pickup. Needless to say, the eviction process accelerated.)
At the moment, Raven has more to fear from
my driving, alas. I got into a curb tonight pulling into a parking spot, which was about an inch taller than the lower edge of the front bumper cover. The bumper cover was flexible enough to ride up over the curb and sturdy enough to stay attached when I backed off it, but I've now got some ugly (Seriously.
Ug. Ly.) scrapes on the bottom edge of the bumper.
Not too noticeable from the front or above; you have to kind of duck down to see the damage, but still I am sad.
Also, my head now hurts from repeated facepalming.