Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and
confided to the bartender, "I'm so **** off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely,

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to
make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had
to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
fingernails!

"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer
went on. "When her husband came into the room he said, 'Hey great!
You're naked already! Let me just take a leak'. And **** if the lazy
son of a **** didn't **** out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy
mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really got to me."Next, I had
to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the
husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My
goddamned forehead!"

"****, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really **** me off was when the
husband had to make a dump. Turns out that their toilet is broken, so
he
stuck his **** out of the window and let loose right on my head!"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY
REALLY REALLY **** me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet
were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

:)